aries: jelly shoes
taurus: dr martens
gemini: mom jeans
cancer: windbreakers
leo: bucket hats
virgo: flannels
libra: crop tops
scorpio: overalls
sagittarius:high waisted jeans
capricorn: knee high socks
aquarius: scrunchies
pisces: tattoo chokers
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signs as 90s fashion trends
idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday
space is weird
Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float?
Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second?
Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth?
What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?
thanks nasa
I have no need for a world without you in it.
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
Girls, if something about a guy scares you or makes you uncomfortable, get away from him as fast as possible. Listen to your instincts. Don’t make excuses. Just run.
Because like a thousand people have felt the need to add comments like “Boys, if a girl scares you” or “People, if a person scares you” and “this goes for everyone” and “this shouldn’t be gender specified” I am going to make it very clear that this post is for girls.
THIS POST IS FOR GIRLS.
Why? Because girls are socialized to not be rude, not ‘be a bitch’, to not hurt a man’s feelings, and that they’re being silly and overreacting if something they can’t explain makes them afraid. Because girls are preyed on by men who use every one of these things to their advantage, who lure girls into their control and molest them, rape them, beat them, and kill them. Because it happens every fucking day and girls need to know that if something feels wrong, they need to get the fuck away from that man.
You don’t like that this post is gendered? I don’t like that girls are abused and date raped and murdered every fucking day and they are STILL pressured to “give him a chance” when a man makes them uncomfortable. So get off your pretentious fucking high horse and support girls instead of telling me “this goes for everyone”.
My brother constantly does things he knows are going to piss me off for no other reason than personal satisfaction so I decided to change the audio balance on his computer (it can lower the volume on one earphone and raise it on the other). In the span of 5 weeks he went through 6 different pair of headphones until he eventually had to go and get a new computer. Almost a thousand bucks later and he still has no idea what the problem was or who caused it.
How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time.
Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”
breasts is a weird term
I’m one thousand percent okay saying boobs or tits but breasts just
feels weird on my tongue
Weird. I’ve always loved the feel of breasts on my tongue.
god fucking damn
a round of applause for that one
I’m so sorry.
